To be sure, stinging and buzzing insects can ruin even the most meticulously arranged garden party. These unwanted guests must be banished, without exception or pity. But a gauchely utilitarian insect electrocutor is very nearly as bad. We are talking about the grounds of my home, not some NASCAR tailgate in a drainage ditch. It is not enough that the insects be electrocuted. They must be electrocuted in style!
So I appreciate these Home Style Bug Zappers for their aesthetic appeal as well as their 2200 volts of insect-scorching power. I prefer the Monaco, of course, but a variety of other looks are available, none completely hideous. And the internal rechargeable battery defeats the scourge of unwieldy and unattractive power cables. For someone with my reputation to maintain, a no-frills bug zapper would spark contempt and ridicule as surely as it sparked insects. Host my friends and rivals with an ugly bug zapper? I would sooner be eaten alive by mosquitoes!
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